Orion Weiss
Unstoppable!

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My new running technique is unstoppable! It's also killing me, but I plan to stick with it, until I'm either 100 percent crippled, or fully metamorphosed into a super hero. It's nice to be back in New York for a few consecutive days, time enough to get my miserably slow stride back. I get lazy while traveling, since I'm too wussy to go running outside barefoot in towns I don't know. Except for Houston, I did Houston, since Rice has such a nice track. Maybe I could get superhero-famous as the pianist who runs barefoot? Would that be the bad/humiliating kind of famous? Yes! What if I got hepatitis? Could I get famous from that? What's it like? I'll try anything once, and if I really hate it, I'll try it twelve times.